The Lit.cat is an online literary magazine that keeps each issue within a single, scrollable page at a reading length under half an hour. This week's issue features the long.est. fart, a bellowing foghorn shout, and Donald Trump's shame. It also features the current general perception of terrorists. This issue is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It will take 26 minutes and 47 seconds to read in its entirety, which would have been better spent on a heartfelt phone call to your mother. Just sayin'.